Another Hyperactive Child Brought to You by the Mars Candy Company

“From the bloodline of a yakuza and the womb of a dangerous beauty, a daughter is born: A unique child, shut off from the world discovers a gift for martial arts.

“From the people who brought you “Ong Bak,” comes a special needs girl with a special need to kick some ass…”

Apparently, inside each can of Whup Ass is a brain chemical-altering, seratonin-enhancing dosage of M&Ms and Skittles. It would behoove you to remember that before teasing the slightly awkward-looking child.