Why Vagina? (Vagina? Hell, What Else You Got?)

Eggs are precious, sperm are cheap.

Sperm come by the millions, but not eggs.

I might have four hundred eggs.

If I were a female—any female—I would want to protect my precious eggs. I would want to hide them in a hole. And I would want that hole to be in a place that is hard to reach. Unless I want you to reach me.

Penises. Different penises. All trying to get as close as possible to my eggs.

But, I would have a tunnel and it would be a labyrinth. It would be intricate. It would be unique. It would be species-specific—so I that I am not screwed by a bear.

Penises. Species-specific. Each one unique to its respective vaginas. A cozy fit. Like a hand in a glove.

That's why I want my vagina.


And that's why I want your vagina, too.