The Best $2 You'll Spend Today

The person working the drive-thru said, “Wait…did you just ask for a McGangbang?” I replied, “Yes…yes I did.” The guy says, “That's a double cheeseburger with a McChicken in-between, right?”

“That's right.

“And could you put a rush on that? I'm late for my WeightWatchers meeting.

“Oh, since you can't ask anymore, I'll just go ahead and say it: Yes, I absolutely want to Super-size that.

“Tick-Tock, people. Let's go.”