“Some Folk'll Never Lose a Toe, but then again, Some Folk'll, like Loman the Slack-Jawed Yokel”

Voice Over: We wanted to find out if—under any circumstance—it's possible to pancake a compact so much you'd lose it in the wreckage of a two-truck collision. And to do it, New Mexico Tech has loaned them their straight-track roller coaster…

So, we've kept you waiting long enough. Let's get down to business.… “3-2-1.”

Awesome is such an overused word, but that truly inspired awe—and then some.


Or meh. I use to drive a '73 Pinto. Back then, cataclysmic explosions that slackened the jaws of the most jaded yokels were a Wednesday afternoon for me.

If you didn't own a Pinto back before owning Pintos was cool, though, you're going to want to stick around for the 2:51 minute mark, 'cause, seriously… Wow.