Monday, August 24, 2009

If Your Relationship Is Missing that Certain Something, Craig Robinson is Here to Help


Hi, I'm Craig Robinson. Let's get sexy.

Sometimes, a relationship loses its spark. To reignite it, sneak into your lady's apartment and hide in her closet with a chocolate gun. When she gets home, jump out and surprise her with it.

Ladies love chocolate.…

Make farts your friends. Put a Certs up your butt hole. Turn every fart into a wintergreen blast of freshening goodness. Smells like camping.

Flavored condoms sound like a good idea, but in the end, you're still wearing a condom.

One of the most romantic things you can do is remember the name of the person you're sleeping with, and one of the most important thing you can do is remember if she is the one who has the rape fantasy.


It's hard to argue with him. Ladies do love the chocolate.

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