But Ghost? That's Still One Shitty Movie

Patrick Swayze - Chippendale
by tressage

The large-headed pelvic thrusters of the world have lost their leader, and the rest of us are the worse for his passing. Now, the sun will shine a little dimmer, the air will taste less sweet, and the roses will smell a little more like sweaty, Farley butt crack. We've been diminished by one degree of Swayze. Grieve quietly.

(By the way, Swayze, you were awesome in Roadhouse. Only you could have delivered the line “Pain don't hurt” with a straight face. Ditto, dude. Ditto)