I'll Remember to Gas Up the Buick, if You'll Remember to Lube Up the Butt Plug. Deal? - Walter

The people at Huffington Post found this shopping list “unconventional.” Maybe it is for most of the country, but for Seattle, it's ho-hum, pretty much standard supplies for a Moist Town pantry.

In fact, the only thing shocking about it is that the writer is planning on fueling up for a night of passion and bondage with Hamburger Helper.

Really, Seattle lady? Well, slap the ball-gag on Walter early if you don't want to get an ear-ful about that.