Friday, November 11, 2011

“Neighbor of Anus” Isn't Bad, Either

Welcome to the first episodes of Christian Phrases with Bryan Blake. My name is Bryan Blake. 
Today, I'm going to walk you through a couple of phrases you can use when you want to describe a woman's VAGINA.  
That word alone is disgusting, and when you say things like that, you allow Satan to enter your body and take control of your mouth and use such vile words. 
So, today, we're going to give you fifty-one different ways to say the word VAGINA, so you don't sound like a filthy whore with a dirty mouth.
So, let's get started: 1. PUFF PILLOW …
I like “Satan's Doorbell” for the clitoris. It just rolls off the tongue. (Sorry.)

If only I were a practicing Christian, I could have the added pleasure of feeling like a “filthy whore with a dirty mouth” after I've said it. It really sucks to be a heathen sometimes.

By the way, what whore has a clean mouth?


Blogger LeeSee said...

Damn, that was hilarious.

1:59 PM  

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