Shameless Political Plug

I hate everyone better than I am, so, yeah, it's a long list, and this guy is at the top of it. That's why I'm voting for him: I like my presidents to be better than I am — better educated, better prepared for governance and leadership, more intelligent and handsome, more loving with his friends and family, the whole shebang-a-bang.

I don't want him to be common. I don't want him to be like me (holy fuck, no!), nor do I want him to have a beer with me. (He would probably be quicker with a joke, a better teller of stories and lies. That would depress the hell out of me.)

Nope. I want him to be uncommon, superior. I want him to be a colossus by comparison. Otherwise, I might as well be president. (See holy fuck above.)