Smells Like Someone's Pants Are on Fire (I'm Looking at You, Bill)

In case you didn't know, Bill O'Reilly is a lying sack of shit, a rotting waste of protoplasm, a walking, talking, living, breathing, galling, and annoying rebuttal to any argument anyone can offer in support of the existence of a just god, and a really bad person. Use that information any way you wish.

But remember, you heard it here first.