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Monday, August 30, 2004

I've Said It Before and, Now, I'll Say It Again: It's Like Looking into a Genetic Mirror

Feili, a 13-year-old chimpanzee, has turned to smoking, begging cigarettes from visitors and spitting on them when they do not comply, the Xinhua news agency reported on Sunday.

Her fierce behaviour is in reaction to being paired with a male, 28 years her senior, who seems to lack either the interest or the capability to satisfy her sexual demands, the agency said.

There--but for the lack of a smoking habit and a XX chromosome base--go I.

posted by Biff Loman at 7:51 AM

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