"Mom Charged after Son, 4, Takes Pot to School, Police Say"

"Today, for Show-and-Tell, I'm going to demonstrate how to bogart a joint. Now, using this pot I got from my mom, I'm going to roll a joint, fire it up, and ignore all of you as you wait for me to pass it around. Yeah, yeah, I know it doesn't sound like a lot of fun for you, but, trust me, it really works out well for me."