We Were Voted King and Queen of the Prom

One night Redfern, of Spilsby, Lincs, texted him saying she was bored marking schoolwork and added: "Can you imagine having oral sex."

This happened to me, too, and I was traumatized by it, as well, one, because my teacher was 64 at the time and, two &mdash and this is what sent me into therapy &mdash because she kept grading me on my spelling and grammar. I can't tell you what that does to a boy.