Believe It or Not, This Looks a Lot Like a Videotape of Me at My Nephew's Birthday Party

I was going to use this to wax nostalgic about the good olde days and Saturday mornings singing "I'm Just a Bill" and "Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, Get Your Adverbs Here," but that plan to bore you with a maudlin coot sentimentalism was thwarted by the purity of Barney's flow.

Mad skills, is what we're talking about.

WARNING: STRONG LANGUAGE AND VIOLENT CONTENT