"If You Want to Board This Flight, Sir, You're Going to Have to Turn Your Head and Cough"

[Ava] Kingsford Objected when a female screener with the Transportation Security Administration told her, "I'm going to feel your breast now."

I got the full TSA treatment when I flew last month, too, the pat down, the wand, the unreasonable requests to touch me in areas I had to point to on a doll in my therapist's office afterwards. It was humiliating, but, on the bright side, now, I know I don't have testicular cancer.