The Smoking Gun: O'Reilly Hit With Sexual Harassment Suit

Actually, this makes me feel a little better about Bill. Till now, I assumed he spent his off-camera time sucking the souls from puppies and kittens and masturbating to a dog-eared copy of Mein Kampf. So this, really, is a step up for him.

Of course, there's nothing that says he can't sexually harass his staff and that other stuff, too. I'm just saying.