To Quote George Constanza, "It's Like a Dry Heave Set to Music"

There are some dance steps that are so controversial, so provocative, that we've received strongly worded messages from state and local governments to not go into too much detail about them here. These dances include the impossibly taboo "Lambada," ...

Ah, the Lambada, the forbidden dance, much like the Loman Cabbage Patch, although that one's forbidden for aesthetic reasons.