Besides, Everyone Knows Pilots Have the Best Liquor

A highly intoxicated man on board a charter flight from Tronheim to the Canary Islands forced an emergency landing in France late Sunday. He tried to break into the cockpit after flight attendants refused to give him any more drinks.

If you're on a cross-country flight, trapped between a colicky baby screaming in one ear and a chatty salesman yammering in the other, you'll pay $14,000 for a G & T. You'll pay that and much, much more. Trust me.