"Not With My Daughter You Don't," by Cletus P. Fishywiggle III--Guardian Unlimited Film | | Adaptation Quiz

Do you know your literary adaptations?

You scored 9 out of a possible 10

Pulitzer prize-winner. You loved Anthony Burgess's verse translations for the Cyrano de Bergerac subtitles (though you noticed the caesura was out on one of the lines), and you're always ready to spot where the film differs (inexcusably) from the book. Do you often spend your nights alone?

Yes, I do. What's your point?

P.S. Nine out of ten: Screw you, Cletus P. Fishywiggle III.