"The Election Is Closer than Lassie and Timmie"

Election Night Dan Rather Quotes

From 2000: "This race is tight like a too-small bathing suit on a too-long ride home from the beach."

and 2004: "Bush is sweeping through the South like a Big Wheel through a cotton field."

You know, we may have to put Dan down, like a beloved pet that's gone rabid.