The Onion, "Nation's Poor Win Election For Nation's Rich"

"The Republican party--the party of industrial mega-capitalists, corporate financiers, power brokers, and the moneyed elite--would like to thank the undereducated rural poor, the struggling blue-collar workers in Middle America, and the God-fearing underpriviledged minorities who voted George W. Bush back into office," Karl Rove, senior advisor to Bush, told reporters at a press conference Monday. You have selflessly sacrificed your well-being and voted against your own economic interest. For this we humbly thank you."

Added Rove: "You have acted beyond the call of duty--or, for that matter, good sense."

Added Loman: "Bad electorate! No treat!"