Oh, He's Guilty -- of Hotness in the First Degree

If you had to sleep with a U.S. Supreme Court justice — you know, had to — you could do worse. I mean, is that one good-looking sumbitch, or what?

And if you've seen the nude pictures of the Supreme Court in Jon Stewart's America, you know he's swinging some gavel, too.

It's just not fair how some have so much.