Faith Ain't What It Use To Be

Twelve American nuns have been suspended from their convent after going on an alcohol and sex fuelled holiday....

On returning from their debauched break last week [they] immediately found themselves in hot water with the mother-superior.

During the trip it has been claimed the nuns slept with a total of 43 men between them on the two-week trip. [There's no mention of the amount of alcohol consumed, but you've got to believe it was considerable. — b.l.]

I’m not suppose to drink a lot anymore — health and parole reasons — but if I’m in a bar and twelve horny nuns are buying drinks and making passes, I’m drinking and I’m listening (and giggling at their jokes and twisting my hair).