"And It Handed Me Two Commandments which I Honored: Get Thee Naked; Leave-th the House. And Then It Started Laughing"

A Catawba Island woman lawmen found walking naked Thursday morning on Sand Road said she set a fire in her apartment, according to a Catawba Island police report.

When the Catawba Island Volunteer Fire Department arrived at the woman's home, there was a fire in the fireplace....

It was the second time Thursday morning police picked up the woman. The woman approached officers while they were sitting in cruiser parked in a parking lot...

At that time, she was wearing jeans, a sweatshirt and slip-on shoes.The woman told officers she needed help and that God told her to leave her home, according to the report.

Upon investigation, according to the report, the fire in the fireplace claimed to be the god of Abraham, and asked to speak with Moses. After being informed that Moses no longer lived in Port Townsend, the fire begged the officers' pardon and quietly went on its way.