"When Condoleezza Returns from France, That Bitch Better Have My Money"

If George W. Bush really wants to protect America, he should create a "Department of 'Ho-Land' Security."

That's the advice of San Francisco-based sex worker advocate Carol Leigh, who says cities can cut down on crime and terrorism by having prostitutes patrol the streets.

Leigh figures the presence of prostitutes can deter burgaries, drug dealing and other crimes that thrive on isolated streets.

I figure, given the way he's made bitch-slappin' our unofficial foreign policy, George Bush is big pimpin' enough.