An Interesting Story One Mishap Away from Being a Great Story

A police spokeswoman called it "unusual" that a 19-year-old almost smuggled a loaded pistol tucked between his buttocks into a county jail this week.

Clifton Alexander Carter was transported to the Gwinnett County Jail on Tuesday after a school resource office at Central Gwinnett High School recognized him as a suspect wanted in Barrow County.

Upon searching him, officers found a loaded .25-caliber handgun hidden in the man's buttocks. There was bullet in the chamber, sheriff's spokeswoman Stacey Kelley said...

[I'm not touching that. -- biff]

Deputies felt something was amiss during their routine search and performed a strip search, Kelley said.

"Deputies felt something was amiss..."?! In other words, during their standard indoctrination program for incoming college boys, the plunger hit metal. Said metal (upon investigation by the low man on the totem pole), was discovered to be a gun.

Oh, yeah, I speak "Sheriff-ese."