Wednesday, April 13, 2005

There's also an APB out for Hohm's Perv-y Best Friend, "Admiral Kirk." Apparently, He's Been Painting Little Girls Green and Making Them Dance

A man arrested in Dayton, accused of using a Star Trek club to lure young boys to his home for sex, has ties to the Tri-State.

Police arrested Otto Holm in Dayton, Ohio on two counts of unlawful sexual conduct....

Police say Hohm refers to himself as "The Commandant of the Starfleet Officers Club Marine Corps"....


According to reports, "Commandant" Hohm made the boys strip to sheer nakedness. He, then, gave them "uniforms," Star Trek-style shirts in tan, blue, and red. Afterwards, the tan- and blue-shirted boys were given cookies and milk; the red-shirted boys were given merciless buggerings.

"What can I tell you?" a police spokesman said. "The man's a big fan of the show."*

*I know: I'm going to hell for this post.

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