"The 15-Pound Burger Can Feed a Family of 10, or the City of Kuala Lumpur"

Now, from the home office at Late Show with David Letterman:

Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Eating A 15-Pound Cheeseburger


10. "Does this restaurant have a defibrillator?"

9. "Am I that hungry or should I order the 12-poud cheeseburger?"

8. "Does it come with fries?"

7. "Would it be easier to eat 60 quarter pounders?"

6. "Can I get it on a low-carb bun?"

5. "How expensive is it to be buried in a piano case?"

4. "What am I going to have for dessert?"

3. "Why is everybody looking at me?"

2. "What would Jesus do?"

1. "Can I super-size that?"