Apparently, the Sign of Enlightenment Is Not the Sun, But the Moon

Nelson said that he knew of one profesor ... who suffered a breakdown after he was denied tenure, and responded in part by stripping naked and climbing into a college building by hauling himself up a wall, holding onto ivy, and climbing in. The professor was eventually able to reverse the decision and to win tenure.

And he proved that you have a greater chance of getting tenure with a bare ass and seven, grinding years of peer-reviewed and accepted research than just the seven, grinding years of peer-reviewed and accepted research alone.

Is there any wonder why I wanted to get a PhD. and a tenure-track position?