Either, He's a Bad Tipper, or That Was One Sorry Lap Dance
The city of Knoxville used tax dollars to pay for lap dances at local strip clubs. It was part of an effort to force adult businesses to adhere to stricter regulations and the city says, in essence, it was money well spent.
The city paid a private investigator nearly $100 an hour to go to adult businesses. Then the city paid for the investigator to get lap dances while he was there.
On April 23rd, private investigator Greg Lundy went to the Mouse's Ear and paid a topless dancer $40 for a lap dance. He tipped her $3.00.
Services rendered: $100/hour
Lap Dances, beer, and cover charges: $267
Paying to get your root rubbed by topless and nude dancers with taxpayer dollars: Priceless
For your own personal gratification there's MasterCard; for everything else, there's the public dole, responsible for more good times and less public good than it ought to be.
*Thanks to the Law Guy for the heads up.
posted by Biff Loman at 6:42 PM
2 Comments:
yer on a roll, my man, great posts. Feces-covered ball of flames. You're the best!
Coming from you, a blogger I read and respect, that's quite a compliment. Thanks, C.B.
Of course, you're not doing too badly yourself. "2 readers," indeed.
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