"When Loman Was in Wachovia Land, ... Let My Loman Gooooooooo"

Wachovia Corporation is following up its apology for its slave-owning past by offering to help educate people about black history.

Well, that's a start, but you know what really says, "I'm sorry"? Not charging for ATM use. Obviously, I can't speak for all black people, but if Wachovia wants to make this descendant of slaves happy, that's the way to go.