There's a Woman Behind This. You Know That, Don't You?

You are bidding on a mistake.

We all make mistakes. We date the wrong people for too long. We chew gum with our mouths open. We say inappropriate things in front of grandma.

And we buy leather pants."

Yes, we do – if by “pants” he means “thongs” and by “buy” he means “wake up wearing.” Yes, we unfortunately do, all too often.

Don't judge.