"And I Want a X-Box and an iPod and a Red Ryder BB Gun. Oh, and a Defense Attorney! Don't Forget the Defense Attorney"

"I want my grandparents and parents to know that I love them and I would like a shirt and a cigarette and some shoes please,' Fung-Cap said while being taken into custody."

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Fung-Cap. You're not talking to Santa's elves. Those are deputy sheriffs. This is not the time to break out your wish list.