How F**king American Are You?

You are a bleeding heart liberal American. You are broad-minded, tolerant of the ideas of others, and look like an ass-hat when driving your stupid electrical car. You like to got to anti-globalization protests, but you also like to drink Starbucks. Which is it, douche-bag? You can't have your soymilk wheatgrass cake and eat it too. While you're not exactly a communist, you are definitely not Fucking American!

I'm not tolerant of the ideas of others. I don't know where people get these crazy ideas.