That's It. Let's Roll

An intoxicated passenger who lit a cigarette and urinated in the aisle led pilots to divert a United Airlines flight from Orlando, Fla., to Washington, D.C., and airline spokeswoman said.

Where were the citizen defenders of our skies when this was going on? Pardon me, but I was led to believe that in these Yellow Alert times we live in, if someone acted like this, another passenger would jump to attention and rain blows on him until he was face-down on the carpet, bruised and bleeding into his own urine. Why didn't that happen? Why wasn't this guy pummeled like luggage. Come on, people! Vigilante justice ain't just for terrorists, anymore.