Go North, Young Men. Grow with the Laps"

'I was driving along thinking, 'My life is really good.' I'd just got my boobs done, I just bought a new car,' she said.

The way the simple things in life give her joy -- big breasts, a new car -- you just know she's a dancer whose heart is as big as her boobs, the kind you don't mind pinning a few hundred dollars in her g-string for.

So go to Edmonton. Help Page.

For once, think of someone besides yourself. Give and give and then, when you don't feel you can give anymore, get a lap dance. You'll feel good afterwards. Helping others does that.

Trust me. I know.