The Correct Answer Is "I Don't Know about John, but Mrs. Madden's a Valkyrie in the Stalls"

Top Ten Questions On The Carolina Panthers Cheerleading Application

10. 'You're cool about getting freaky in restrooms, right?'

9. 'If you don't get the job, are you gonna punch me?'

8. 'Can I see your pom-poms?'

7. 'Have you and another girl ever gone into the red zone?'

6. 'Would you describe yourself as a 'slut' or a 'tramp'?'

5. 'Would you like to participate in a special event with me and my wife?'

4. 'Are you willing to stand outside, half-naked in January for minimum wage?'

3. 'What's John Madden like in the sack?'

2. 'How do you look in a mug shot?'

1. 'Would you mind if I tried splitting your uprights?'

With a few minor adjustments, that could be the application for the First Ex-Mrs. Lowman. (The line, ladies, forms to the right.)