It Helps if You Play World of War Craft, but It's Not Necessary

Kate Monster: The Internet is really, really great
[Trekkie: For porn.]
I have got a fast connection so I don't have to wait.
[Trekkie: For porn.]

There's always some new site.

[Trekkie: For porn.]
I browse all day and night
[Trekkie: For porn.]
It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light.
[Trekkie: For porn.]

Trekkie: The Internet is for porn
[Kate: Trekkie]
The Internet is for porn
[Kate: What are you doing?]
Why you think the 'Net was born?
Porn, porn, porn

Kate: Trekkie!
Trekkie: Oh, hello, Kate Monster.
K: You are ruining my song.
T: Sorry. Me no mean to.
K: Well, if you wouldn't mind, please, would you be quiet for a minute, so I could finish?
T: Okey, dokey
K: Good.

Kate: I'm glad we've got this new technology
[Trekkie: For porn.]
It gives us untold opportunity.
[Trekkie: For porn. Oops! Sorry.]
Click on your own desktop
To research browse and shop
Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop.
[Trekkie: For porn.]

Trekkie!

Trekkie: The Internet is for porn
[Kate: Booooooo!]
The Internet is for porn
[Kate: Trekkie.]
I'm up all night just tugging me horn
To porn, porn, porn.

Kate Monster: That's gross. You're a pervert.
Trekkie: Sticks and stones, Kate Monster.
Kate: No, really: You're a pervert. Normal people don't sit at home watching porn on the Internet.

[The only response is the sound of the wind.]

Kate: What?

Trekkie: You have no idea.

READY NORMAL PEOPLE!

Normal people: Ready!

Trekkie: LET ME HEAR IT!

The Normal People chorus: The Internet is for porn
[Windstom: Sorry, Kate]
The Internet is for porn
[Windstom: I masturbate]
Trekkie: All these guys unzip their flies
For porn, porn, porn.