Olde Dirty Danzin' Bastard

After years of being indirectly involved with Hip-Hop music, actor/pop singer Patrick Swayze is finally experimenting with rap music.

Swayze recently said he was experimenting with “rap rhythms as an emotional undercurrent for ballads.”

When he releases that album, I'll be outside on the stoop, spilling a little on the sidewalk for my Hip Hop homies, because that'll be the death of them.

First Kenny G and jazz, now Swayze and rap: Why can't we have nice things?