"Run, Forrest (Biff)! Run!"

INTIMATION STRATEGIES TO BE AVOIDED IN A STREET FIGHT

1. Making Threats that Incorporate Literary References

2. Brandishing Inappropriate Accessories

3. Being Overly Honest

4. Touting Dubious Talents

“You really want to start with me? I’ve been second runner up Dungeon Master of the Year, three years in a row.”

“If you want to take your chances with someone who knows all the words to the The Smiths’ “Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now,” go right ahead.”

I'd like to add, "You want to throw hands with the guy who fought Cynthia Adams to a draw in the Fifth Grade and has gone unchallenged since? Go ahead. Make a move, Bee-otch."

Believe it or not, I'm still untried and undefeated.