Amazon.com: Plus Size Economy Nun Costume: Apparel

As a Christian I love Jesus, obviously, and those of you who know me will be aware of my dream: to be a nun. Nuns get to be married to Jesus and oh the perks, but I digress. Sadly that dream is unattainable because I am a man. This costume goes some way to making my dream a reality - a couple of times a week when my wife is out - there's nothing weird about it it's just a bit of fun."

Wow, somebody is going to hell, and it isn't me this time. If only he'd stopped at the Nun costume...

He didn't. (Thanks, Screenhead)