Thursday, February 02, 2006

You Really Think That Makes a Difference, Don't You? That's so Cute.

IF you want to spice up your sex life then it's about time you looked in your top drawer.

That lacy bra or sexy thong speak volumes about what you want in bed, which means you can get the sex you want without even asking for it.

In the same way that clothes say a lot about your personality, your undies can reveal what you're after in the sack.

So if you want you man to know exactly what kind of sex you're in the mood for, then you better get reading.

We asked sexpert and flirt guru Tracey Cox, which underwear you should wear to get bra-vellous sex tonight...


Hi, I am Man. Um, we've been sharing this species for around 120,000 years, but, apparently, we've never met. So, I thought I'd come over, and introduce myself. Hey.

I'm over in XY. Yeah, the cluttered, no-fills place that smells of feet and stale beer, but has the great lawn: that's the one. Anyway, if you don't have anything better to do, come on over sometime. We'll watch the game (or porn, you know, whatever) on the 54-inch wall-mounted television, drink some beers, scratch.

Call first? No. Why would you call first? Wow, you are cute. No, just pop in. Oh, yeah, if you want a clean place to sit, sure, call. That'll give me time to move some stuff.

Okay, again, I'm Man, XY. See you around.

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