If You Have Any Poo, Fling It Now.*

Liverpool have apologised to Premiership rivals Manchester United for the behaviour of their fans during last month's FA Cup tie at Anfield.

Merseyside Police and the club have carried out an investigation after United fans were attacked by home supporters who pelted them with human excrement, . . . ."

It's all that tea. It makes them edgy -- and diarrhetic. Obviously.

* From Madagascar