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Alien Cow Abduction

It's a serious problem. Countless bovines have disappeared from dairy farms everywhere. And the numbers of missing cows are on the rise.

A rapidly growing collection of alien cow abduction evidence and documentation has been posted below

From the FAQ

Mitch from Oshkosh, WI

Q: Are my goats safe?
A: Mitch, we have no evidence that would indicate the aliens are after your goats.

Mark from Chicago, IL

Q: Why would aliens choose to abduct cows? Why couldn't it have been me?
A: Mark, can you produce a deliciously frothy drink that helps maintain strong bones, helps reduce the risk of cavities, helps promote healthy hair, helps rebuild muscles after a workout, may reduce the symptoms of PMS and if consumed at night, may improve your sleep, not to mention makes one heckuva compliment to fresh baked chocolate chip cookies? If so, you are in great danger.

By the way, the video is great, too.