Oh, Yeah! And Hasselhoff. How Could I Have Ignored the Suffering Visited on Humankind by Hasselhoff?!

Power Point presentations are the worst plague to ravage Western Civilization since the Dark Ages (and, no, I'm not ignoring the Perfect Shit Storm of Yani, Tesh, and Zanfir, master of the pan flute). There has never been a good one -- till now.