Front: "Blindness, Dementia, Cold Sores, Scabs." Inside: "At least, I Didn't Give You Crabs!"*

Some were sent away for being too profane, others for making snide comments at inopportune times. Now the greeting cards that never made it to the stores hang solemnly on a wall at Hallmark Cards Inc.

I liked "Front: "When I think of you, Mom, I swell with pride." Inside: "At least I hope it's pride. Otherwise, I'm pregnant again."

*I could soooo work for them. Hey, Hallmark, call me! I've got a million of them.