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Equipped with gummy bears, lubricant and gay porn, a defrocked Pennsylvania priest was ready for sex with a boy but instead got busted by an undercover cop, police said. . . .

In his car, police found three packs of candy, condoms, a camera, KY jelly and a case of Beck's beer.

Bender claimed those items were part of the Pennsylvania AAA Roadside Assistance Emergency Kit, but the police doubted that the Pennsylvania AAA would provided their customers with anything other than Rolling Rock, and proceeded with the arrest. Later, under questioning, Bender admitted he'd lied.