Pimping Relativity Ain't Easy

Albert Einstein had half a dozen girlfriends and told his wife they showered him with 'unwanted' affection, according to letters released on Monday that shed light on his extra-marital affairs. . . .

. . ."It is true that M. followed me (to England) and her chasing after me is getting out of control," he wrote in a letter . . . in 1931.

For you kids out there, I'll translate: "Damn! Somebody get these ho's off me. Back up! Let a player play!"

Oh, for those of you wondering, Albert Einstein was, like, the biggest pimp of his generation. Way bigger than Snoop is now.

You can find these and other astonishing facts in your schools' libraries. It's that building where all the kids you mock go to read. Don't worry: they've got books on tapes and DVD, too.