Because Brown Babies Are Cuter

BabyTan
Address:
1655 Summit St
Seattle Washington
U.S.A.
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In early March we went on vacation to the Virgin Islands. Since my baby had never been away from the NW winter we took him to BabyTan so that one he would not get burnt and two he would fit in with his fellow sunworshippers.

Well first they made him too orange. Britney the asst mgr said that was normal and it would turn brown in a day. He never did. Then they forgot to take off his diaper so he had a tan line. They said they couldn't take off his diaper because he might soil their place. Hello you're BabyTan! That's your problem.

He is just getting over his orange state and they almost ruined our vacation. I threatened Britney and BabyTan that if I didn't get a refund by May I would report them here and they can deal with the Rip-Off Report.

Nancy
Mill Creek, Washington
U.S.A.

She also has a complaint against the nice gentleman who sold her Baby Crack. According to the report, the euphoria lasted less than the ten minutes promised and the drug destroyed his ability to get substanance from her breasts, as he now saves his sucking for his Johns and their sweet, sweet rock money. I'm siding with her on that one.