CBS | Late Show Top Ten Chapter Titles in Jim McGreevey's Book Presented by "Former" NJ Gov. Jim McGreevey

10. "The Day I Got Caught Governing Myself"
9. "How to Pretend to Like Girls for 47 Years"
8. "From Schwarzenegger to Pataki: Governors I'd Like to Oil Up" . . .
3. Politicians Who Left a Bad Taste in My Mouth"
1. "Why I Don't Like Bush"

And the lesson here is, "Don't stand up Letterman." His writing team gets pissy when you do that.